My Ice Chewing Poem. Anyone Else Got A Funny?
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:43 amI sit in my chair and try to ignore the temptation
Not today I tell myself, this is mere infatuation
I hear the ice. It calls out to me. One 32oz, then two, then three.
Some say this is madness, others swear I'm a freak. I do hate to annoy, but I can't help it I'm weak!
Small bits of satisfaction so heavenly to eat!
I shall never end this pleasure of crushing ice with my teeth.
-Icechujunk-e
Not today I tell myself, this is mere infatuation
I hear the ice. It calls out to me. One 32oz, then two, then three.
Some say this is madness, others swear I'm a freak. I do hate to annoy, but I can't help it I'm weak!
Small bits of satisfaction so heavenly to eat!
I shall never end this pleasure of crushing ice with my teeth.
-Icechujunk-e