My Ice Chewing Poem. Anyone Else Got A Funny?

[Icechujunk-e]

I sit in my chair and try to ignore the temptation
Not today I tell myself, this is mere infatuation

I hear the ice. It calls out to me. One 32oz, then two, then three.

Some say this is madness, others swear I'm a freak. I do hate to annoy, but I can't help it I'm weak!

Small bits of satisfaction so heavenly to eat!
I shall never end this pleasure of crushing ice with my teeth.

-Icechujunk-e

[iceloverone]

lol, great poem. i'll try to write one of my own when I feel my next ice craving coming.

[Marymoe138]

this poem fucking stinks