"There's no hope with ice, brah!"

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"There's no hope with ice, brah!"

Postby Flashy_Mcflash » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:06 am

So the other day, I sat down with a large bucket of ice (homemade, since we don't have Sonic here in Canada), and switched on Spike TV as I am wont to do. I just like it because it makes ideal ice-chewing viewing.

A show comes on called Dog The Bounty Hunter. For those that don't know, Dog is this guy who hunts down criminals when they jump bail or are otherwise wanted by Babylon for various crimes (usually drugs). I don't know if he is actually a cop or anything, but he's got a wicked mullet.

Anyways, one of his catch phrases is "you got no hope with ice, brah", because apparently (unbeknownst to me), 'ice' is a street name for crystal meth!

It certainly explains a lot of the uncomfortable stares that I get when I tell people that I am an ice enthusiast, and something of a connoseur!
"Chewin' ice and takin' names"
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Postby Flashy_Mcflash » Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:52 am

This happened again last night. I am becoming increasingly convinced that Dog The Bounty Hunter is actually trying to motivate me to quit chewing ice.

Fie on you, Dog. FIE!
"Chewin' ice and takin' names"
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Postby Flashy_Mcflash » Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:06 pm

I think we can all be happy that this Wayne Chapman fellow is off our TV and out of the public consciousness. See how I called his deviousness from way back? I knew he was trouble all along.
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Postby iceloverone » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:26 pm

Dog's a racist.
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quit the ice, brah

Postby icymama » Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:39 pm

LOL... Dog the Bounty Hunter is so lame why would a quote from him want to convince any one of quitting any thing, if anything he should QUIT being a racist.. Keep on Crunching fellow ice lovers. :D
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